MASTER SLACKER

The
MASTER SLACKER

Women Love Him 
Men Want To Be Him

You know this guy, yes, I said guy [politically correct]. He's suave, charming, good-looking and seems to have everything -- but owning practically nothing. He's a Master Slacker.

Professional Couch-Surfer

The Master Slacker has more in common with a street hustler than a grifter. Like a street hustler, a Master Slacker usually sticks around in one particular area. The size of this area may vary from each Master Slacker, but like a street hustler a Master Slacker sticks to what they know.

Master Slackers don't intend to cause harm, but will do whatever is necessary to get by, get out or to get prepared with what's about to come. Always be more than two (2) steps ahead and get as much information as possible. There's no such thing as "useless knowledge" when it comes to getting what you want.

Rules to Know:

1. Dress the part.

 That's right. Dress the part. Pretty simple, ain't it?
Well, you'd be surprised to find out how many "wannabes" think that a tie-wearing business manager of an establishment (any type of business) is going to hire someone with a blue mo-hawk haircut, ripped jeans and a face tattoo... think again.

Urban survival is the "real world"...if you want to play in it, you got to follow the rules.

But hey, nobody says you HAVE to follow the rules. In fact, there's a whole section on 'homelessness' and that may be more of what you're looking for.

2. Know your role.

Let's just say that you're not looked upon too fondly, to put it mildly. Others may say you're scum, but hey... people are rude, sometimes assholes and they're intitled to their own opinion - just like you.

The sooner you realize that you're an 'urban survivalist' the better off you'll be.

If you think about it, you're not that much better off than a bum.

3. Give away NOTHING for free.

Look out for yourself. Be aware at all times.
Information can be used as currency.